Conversations with Lincoln

Me:  Lincoln, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Link:  A duck.

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Lincoln came home from preschool the other day with a little disguise thing--you know the kind, with glasses, a mustache, and fake nose.  The letter they were learning that day was N, so I asked:

M:  What does this have to do with the letter N?
L:  Nothing.